$1.972 Racecars and Fast Trainss

I found this paper in the hallway and I don't believe there are any words that could amply describe it, well any words that i know (they'd have to be some kick ass words like masticate and phallus or extrapolate), so I will just show it to you through the magic of computer intercourse.

From what I've extrapolated this is a typical paper submission by my fellow students at Williamsport Area High School.* Notice the interesting use of cursive. Thats about it. Thats about all this paper has got going for it. It earned a B+, quite possibly the gayest of all grades. Oh and my younger brother pointed out that "Racecar" is a palindrome just like the word "poop" is. But this writer isn't completely doomed. I'm almost positive he'll have a job waiting for him over at the sun gazette, so long as his articles are watered down and do not pertain to anything relevant or interesting. Who knows this guy may be the next Fox news lead anchor* or our next Principal or our next Mayor or our next President*. I guess thats why America is such a great place to live, and why everywhere America attacks is such a horrible place to live. And what the fuck is Kwanzaa anyway. What the hell was I talking about again? Fuck it.

Merry Christmas Everyone.*
Shalom שָׁלוֹם

*doesn't pertain to Jewish people (all 4½ of them you know.)