Bruce on Parade

Here's a few rule ideas written by Bruce straight from his myspace.

New Rule Ideas!
by Bruce Elliott
Current Mood: giddy

Here it is everyone, I have some great new changes rule ideas,
tell me what you all think about them.....

1. Have the morning announcements in the afternoon, and the afternoon announcements in the morning.

2. Take over the Roosevelt Middle School parking lot, and turn it into "D-lot", that way all the students can park down there and walk all the way up the front hill for exercise.

3. I'm getting annoyed that no one wears their IDs, so I think we'll just tattoo a barcode on everyones arm.

4. We got rid of backpacks to make sure that people don't bring weapons into the school. However, I overlooked something. Pencils and pens could be used as weapons so I have decided to ban them. Everyone will now be required to write on stone tablets and you must carry them around because you still can't have backpacks.

5. Here is my best idea so far.... Since I have made all these great new rules and changes to better the school, I think that it is only fair that we rename the school. Williamsport Area High School no longer exists, that place was ridden with homerooms, non-ID wearing students, hall passes, a good principal (Huddy), and lunches that were actually in the afternoon. The new high school will now be known as "Bruce P. Elliott High School", named after myself, since my heroic efforts have made this high school a much better place.

So that's it everyone, give me some feedback.