Be at Peace

Although I am not at the liberty to disclose my sources, I am here to assure you SPLOoGErs, that the great founder of this site and your beloved leader is not gone for good. Those amazing photoshopped images of Bruce Elliot will continue to appear at intervals on this site, and that cynical, sarcastic, and witty writing style you have all come to love will return sooner than you think. Perhaps I...er...he already has.

~ The Department of Mayhem