Bruce Rhymes With Douche

There once was a douche bag named Bruce
Someone had just let him get loose
He took over our school
And acted a fool
We fought but it all 'twas no use.

First we all lost our book bags
Then he passed out those stupid nametags
He and his cronies
Paraded like ponies
But still did we not wave white flags.

One day we'll all turn on this man
Tell him where to stick his "great plan"
He'll probably cry
And ask of us, "Why?"
"Free speech is the thing he can't ban."

~~Alan Maddy~~