Is It Worth It In The End?
It's all to common to receive emails from readers and ideas for articles and additions to the site now. It's actually quite nice. Like someone gently touching the back of your neck.
From: Mitch Fink (mfink1989@gmail.com)
To: thesplooge@gmail.com
Date: Mar 12, 2007 9:31 PM
I don't understand how it is that Mitch Fink can get 3 days out of school suspension because he put a penis on the over head projector, when another student receives the same punishment for having sex in the girls bathroom, and more students receive the same for leaving school early with no pass. It seems to me that the school system is based mainly on if you play football or not and who your parents are. So a certain principal and a certain English teacher can suck a fat one.
peace.
MF
We here at the Splooge do support your artistic penis making endeavors, but it is spring(or it was), and it (is/will be) nice.(I wrote this part earlier this week when it was 60 F) Enjoy the weather and the time off Mitch.
On the other hand. Some people(one person) are(is) wondering why we're doing this.
From: George Radcliffe (theredneckapostle@yahoo.com)
To: TheSplooge@gmail.com
Date: Mar 11, 2007 7:20 PM
Hey it's March! So like how far are we into the school year and you guys are still "bitching"?! The school we attend is probably just as bad as other schools and wait have any who guys ever attended a school other than Williamsport? That's right you haven't! Well, maybe you guys should go on a pilgrimage to some other high school and see how bad it is! The fact of (t)he matter isis that you guy(s) need to get a life! So Joe are you really a guy? I mean you are much more convincing as a girl than Halle Berry is! Dude get a haircut!!! Anyway, I'd hate to play your game by making fun of people so I will keep the insults inside my warm little heart!!!
Well George we are pretty bitchin' I agree, but I don't know if it warrants an exclamation mark!! Matter of fact I don't think any of your sentences warranted any exclamation marks. I count 12!!!! See what I mean. It's just ridiculous. Curiously enough George they outnumber your sentences. Also, do you like to use rhetorical questions? Would you like some tampons? There again point made. Pilgrimage you say? Sorry, I guess sometimes i feel like Williamsport is the Mecca of terribly run schools. Sometimes I bow my head and pray towards our school for an end, but Allah refuses to answer my prayer. Maybe it has to do with fact that i skipped Ramadan because cake tastes so good when the sun is up.
I guess you're right though. Some schools may be as bad as Williamsport Area High School. I suppose also that it's not as bad here as it is in Darfur and I suppose that Bruce never ethnically cleansed one of the pods (do red please), but then again I don't think you can justify bad conditions by citing (possibly) worse conditions. "An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere." An Englishman named Samuel Johnson said that (not Samuel Jackson or Samuel Adams ... and yes he said it before Martin Luther King Jr. added the word "threat" to it). He also said "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
On the subject of my sex and my apparent Halle Berry-esque physique, I can't say much. I guess that was a compliment and I thank you for it. I'm glad we can set aside our other differences and speak to one another and connect on such a personal level. - Joseph
P.S. I totally agree Joe needs a hair cut
George followed up with this when we questioned his(or maybe not) identity via electronic mail...
From: George Radcliffe (theredneckapostle@yahoo.com)
To:TheSplooge@gmail.com
Date: Mar 14, 2007 10:16 PM
that's nice...and yes i am not George Radcliffe, I named it after the all girls college...i am not a guy...i am a girl! I found out about your site from Mrs. Mahon during class.Anyway, my real identity does not matter because you don't know me unless you know all of Mrs. Mahon's female students!
So it turns out that George is actually a woman. That tampon joke earlier doesn't seem as funny now. Oh well. If you know and see this girl call her George. That's all for now. Don't go playing cowboy in C-lot.
We here at the Splooge do support your artistic penis making endeavors, but it is spring(or it was), and it (is/will be) nice.(I wrote this part earlier this week when it was 60 F) Enjoy the weather and the time off Mitch.
On the other hand. Some people(one person) are(is) wondering why we're doing this.
From: George Radcliffe (theredneckapostle@yahoo.com)
To: TheSplooge@gmail.com
Date: Mar 11, 2007 7:20 PM
Hey it's March! So like how far are we into the school year and you guys are still "bitching"?! The school we attend is probably just as bad as other schools and wait have any who guys ever attended a school other than Williamsport? That's right you haven't! Well, maybe you guys should go on a pilgrimage to some other high school and see how bad it is! The fact of (t)he matter is
Well George we are pretty bitchin' I agree, but I don't know if it warrants an exclamation mark!! Matter of fact I don't think any of your sentences warranted any exclamation marks. I count 12!!!! See what I mean. It's just ridiculous. Curiously enough George they outnumber your sentences. Also, do you like to use rhetorical questions? Would you like some tampons? There again point made. Pilgrimage you say? Sorry, I guess sometimes i feel like Williamsport is the Mecca of terribly run schools. Sometimes I bow my head and pray towards our school for an end, but Allah refuses to answer my prayer. Maybe it has to do with fact that i skipped Ramadan because cake tastes so good when the sun is up.
I guess you're right though. Some schools may be as bad as Williamsport Area High School. I suppose also that it's not as bad here as it is in Darfur and I suppose that Bruce never ethnically cleansed one of the pods (do red please), but then again I don't think you can justify bad conditions by citing (possibly) worse conditions. "An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere." An Englishman named Samuel Johnson said that (not Samuel Jackson or Samuel Adams ... and yes he said it before Martin Luther King Jr. added the word "threat" to it). He also said "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
On the subject of my sex and my apparent Halle Berry-esque physique, I can't say much. I guess that was a compliment and I thank you for it. I'm glad we can set aside our other differences and speak to one another and connect on such a personal level. - Joseph
Nick ... could you give your rebuttal now.
I would like to add, "George", that one of us has spent a day at
Loyalsock, State College, and Jersey Shore. Things, I am afraid to tell you, are
as bad as they seem at our school. The purpose of our site is get our
fellow students to realize the illogical practices of our school, so
we can then work to have them changed. With a school of 2000,
organization and dissemination of information are exceedingly
challenging, and The Splooge is our medium for that.
In regards to your comments that it is March, the main organizers of
I would like to add, "George", that one of us has spent a day at
Loyalsock, State College, and Jersey Shore. Things, I am afraid to tell you, are
as bad as they seem at our school. The purpose of our site is get our
fellow students to realize the illogical practices of our school, so
we can then work to have them changed. With a school of 2000,
organization and dissemination of information are exceedingly
challenging, and The Splooge is our medium for that.
In regards to your comments that it is March, the main organizers of
The Splooge are both Juniors, who frankly do not wish to deal with our
school's policies next year. We've started planning several petitions
and arguments to bring to the school board in an effort to get things
changed. - Nicholas Johnson
school's policies next year. We've started planning several petitions
and arguments to bring to the school board in an effort to get things
changed. - Nicholas Johnson
P.S. I totally agree Joe needs a hair cut
George followed up with this when we questioned his(or maybe not) identity via electronic mail...
From: George Radcliffe (theredneckapostle@yahoo.com)
To:TheSplooge@gmail.com
Date: Mar 14, 2007 10:16 PM
that's nice...and yes i am not George Radcliffe, I named it after the all girls college...i am not a guy...i am a girl! I found out about your site from Mrs. Mahon during class.Anyway, my real identity does not matter because you don't know me unless you know all of Mrs. Mahon's female students!
So it turns out that George is actually a woman. That tampon joke earlier doesn't seem as funny now. Oh well. If you know and see this girl call her George. That's all for now. Don't go playing cowboy in C-lot.
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