MetÆuphoria

I recently had some time in the Computer Lab to reflect and to screw around with your and my favorite canine friend, Bess. While you and I know numerous was around Bess, I won't detail them to you in this post because the SPLOoGE could then be filed under "Criminal Skills"of the SmartFilter database(Bess's Program).
Criminal Skills websites are defined as

"... URLs that either provide instructions for or identify methods to promote, encourage, or provide the skills to commit illegal or criminal activities." A particularly interesting part of the definition is the end, "These include bomb-making ... and selling pirated material, commercial software, music, videos, or fake IDs."

Of course they could always find some other reason to block it, a reason which they probably not be required by school policy to divulge. Not that any administrator of this school would ever stretch his undefined power or anything. Punishment in this school flows like water from a hose onto blacks fighting for their civil rights. The principals stand squarely with the smiles of contempt and the hidden emptiness of unloved men. Vampires sucking away the happiness that once filled our veins but which now is a barren plain of apathy and sorrow sinking down into the abyss from which administrators crawl.

Maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. They're generally nice guys(if you blackmail them), it's just that they go off the deep end a bit when they start making decisions and punishing students. So relax a bit (principals). Most of us have already stopped doing most work by now. Why should you have to do any? Look at King Bruce. Take his example. I don't think he does all that much and what he does do usually turns to ... well you know. I'm pretty sure the only reason he got his job was that he accepted the lowest amount of pay for it. Certainly their were other competent candidates within the school district (sometimes we can only hope). Next year we will be drawing up our own school constitution, with a bill of rights, and electing our own staff, and holding them physically, fiscally, and sexually responsible for their actions. We'll start at the school level, and maybe, just maybe, we'll be able to work up all the way to the city, state, and national levels. Maybe we should get the ball rolling again with Students for a Democratic Society and actually bring some change to a country that desperately needs it. I forget what I was talking about now. Oh yeah ... Bess is a total bitch.