Monday, May 21, 2007

The Boys

It was recently brought to our attention that our organization's name may be misconstrued as a reference to a substance particular to the male anatomy. We here at the SPLOoGE are incensed by these accusations. Our name is merely and acronym for the "Student Publications Liberty Organization of General Education". Just look at some of our other potential site names to see how unfounded their claims are:

Albino Love Chutney
Baby Yogurt
Baby Juice
Ball Batter
Banana Cream
Belly Button Glue
Cornea Cream
Cream
Custard
Dumpin' from the Pumpin'
Elmer's Glue
Fancy spit
Fetal Footsoldiers
Funk Junk
Geggy Tah
Gogurt
Gooey Giblets
Homemade Lotion
Insta-Parent
Liquid Marshmallow Matter
Love Custard
Love Goo
Love Gravy
Love Jam
Love Nectar
Love Juice
Man Gravy
Nut Mustard
Pearl Necklace
Pecker Phlegm
Peter Tracks
Population Paste
Protein Shake
Pud Chud
Satan's Egg Nog
Sleet
Sock Juice
Spaff
Splatt
Splunge
Spoo
Spooge
Sprog
Spum
Spunk
Spuff
Swimmers
Teeth Whitener
The Troops
Toothpaste
Twinkee Filling
White Out
White Snot
White Stuff
Yak Juice
Yogurt

Completely unfounded.

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