Terror Alert Level: Cherry
It all started out like a nightmare. Patient Zero appeared with the initial strain of the virus last Wednesday. On Tuesday there were two victims carrying an advanced form of the disease. Wednesday the number grew to over ten. Thursday was even worse. The disease was spreading quickly. On Thursday they finally started a large scale operation to cure it. They quarantined carriers and threatened them with suspension to hide their sickness. Many are unknown carriers and are characterized by an inside out black t-shirt. If one would be brave enough to venture near these vessels of disease, and look inside their shirt they would find a chilling red substance, quite a terrible sight to behold. Some still walk in defiance of these regulations imposed by administration. The source of this pandemic is unknown, but it is most certainly advisable that the common man stay as far away from this danger as he can. I am writing this to you because I am a carrier as well. The early stages of my sickness could be seen Wednesday, before any restrictions began to be imposed.
Scientists are beginning to call it Bruciuselliotitis Teeshirtwearius (BET). Protect yourself from BET. A carrier could be sitting right next to you.

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