One Year Anniversary: Extended Edition!

Knowing you guys would be bored with the usual, "ooo look at us, we've been putting shit on this website for a year", we've decided to offer this extended anniversary. While the regular edition offers 12 months of S's and G's, we decided to go all out and offer thirteen (or so).

So anyways, lets review what we've learned this year:

- Principals are robots.

- WAHS students are really bad at writing papers...

- and applications.

- Bruce Elliot can time travel.

- Back to school speeches will destroy your soul.

- B-b-b-baby, you ain't seen nothin yet.

- Pie charts are cool as shit.

- Principals' offices double as portals to Hades.

- Driver's licenses are important.

- Nick Johnson has an inflated sense of his importance in the world.

- Domo oregato, Mr. Elliot.

- Cameras are welcome in the testing area.

- Art is subjective.

- Someone fancies himself a revolutionary.

- MC Dan Malady spits hot fire.

- Gotta get paid, son.

- Mathematical constants are both delicious and entertaining.

- Joe Marchese needs a haircut.

- Standards are always better when they're doubled!

- We can all use a little profiling now and again.

- The idle mind is the devil's playground.

- Schools do not promote healthy lifestyles.

- A man's gotta go where a man's gotta go...

- and so do drug dogs.

- Gallows make anything funny.

- Sun Chips are like swingers party in your mouth!

- Woodrow Wilson played no games.

- They still won't block this piece of shit.

- Prepunctuality is the best portmanteau ever.

- Synonyms are fun for the whole family.

- Memes are deadly.

- Brad Heffner would make a kick ass principal.

- Warren G. Harding played no games.

- We already kinda did this already.

- Nick Johnson loves photoshop.

- Even we take summers off.

- Failure is once more an option.

- Our back to school speeches won't destroy your soul.

- Get a Bruce Noose, all the cool kids are doing it.

- Technology is for punks.

- Respect your elders.

- Maz will crush any mortals who would dare oppose her.

- Life is depressing.

- Bruce lost his youthful drive and exuberance.

- Manifest destiny is fun for the whole family.

- The girls tennis team should sub in for the football team.

- Old school executions are way more interesting.

- Everyone wants a sweet ass patch.

- Pimp My ID: the next big thing in reality television.

- New slogans take a long time go to into effect.

- Bribery is the best way to motivate students.

- We're on a mission from God.

- Communism is fun for the whole family.

- We don't really pay attention to what's going on.

So there you have it. This tome of knowledge should last you until next February, or whenever we choose to celebrate our next anniversary. Keep on rockin' wit your bad selves.